Shopping Mishaps
(Disclaimer: I don't know the total validity of this story. It was told to me by my Jr. Highers. Funny mental picture, though!)
This morning my students told me a funny thing that happened at Walmart this weekend. Walmart had an 'After Thanksgiving' sale on DVD players. I guess it was a pretty good sale b/c some lady was standing in line stinkin' early to get one. When the doors opened, there was a mad rush and the lady was trampled..... When they got to her, she was unconscious. Good news, though. She got her DVD player. She still had it in hand. :)