OH MY! (from the TL emails today)
(From Josh) TRUE LIFE THIS THURSDAY IS AT MY HOUSE! I'll be cooking supper
for everybodyi was planning to serve Chinese cuisine, but there seems to be a shortage of stray cats in my neighborhood this week maybe somebody else beat me to it... i don't know.

(From Stuart G) I'd be more than glad to offer as many cats as you want, as there seems to be an abundance of them over here! Of course on the negative side, that will also affect the number of kittens for my Bonsai Kitty business!

YOU GUYS ARE MESSED UP!