Differences?

I was reading an article recently entitled, "Differences Between Guys and Girls" and came across a few funny ones. #8 and #15 has to be one of the funniest!

#4 Guys use restrooms solely for biological reasons — to drain their bladder. Girls, on the other hand, use restrooms as social lounges. Guys will never speak a word or make eye contact with others they don’t know there. But girls who’ve never even met will, by the time they’re finished, leave laughing out loud together like old friends.

#6 All week, a girl will thoughtfully make an extensive list of things to purchase at the store and when she arrives, she walks directly from item to item, comparing prices and coupons. When the frig is empty and starting to grow things, a guy will just show up at the closest store and start cruising up and down every aisle, throwing in his basket anything that looks appealing. Even though his cart is jam-packed, he will try to butt in the 10 items-or-less checkout line.

#8 When a girl says she will be ready in five minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a guy says the football game has just five minutes left to play. Neither the guy nor the girl is counting time-outs, commercials, or replays!

#13 A girl worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a guy never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

#15 Girls love cats. Guys say they love cats, but when girls aren’t looking, they kick cats.

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Last Night

Fun seeing all you NA peeps last night! Thanks for riding with me Seraph! Hope to do it again soon!

Maliah antics from this past weekend:
On the way up to NoVa Maliah says: 'Lissa, this means WOK ON'(interpretation: Rock On) as she proceeds to put up her pointer and pinky finger! LOL! So I went on and taught her to put her thumb out to say 'I Love You' in sign language.

Maliah and I road to church with Pam, David, Becca and Taylor. Maliah road in Taylor's car seat beside David, who is a skateboarder. When we were getting out of the car, Maliah, in her most helpful and informative voice looks at David's skateboard and says in her little Maliah voice, "Don't fowrget youwr motowrcycle." LOL!